What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

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No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

No go.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do democrats want to believe that Trump wasnt hit by a bullet in the rally? Dont they know that you cant load a sniper rifle with glass intead of bullets?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?